Six days ago Goose Island sold the majority control of its company to Anheuser-Busch. For the past week both companies have been silent on the matter aside from a press release. Then yesterday Goose Island CEO John Hall responded to many of his customers’ concerns in the Tribune’s Business section. His argument for the sale is just: the craft beer market is rapidly growing and becoming increasingly competitive. If his company did not make a drastic move it risked failure. That’s fair enough. No one wants to see their business collapse. I have two concerns with Hall’s response to his customers and critics: He seems oblivious to Anheuser-Busch’s true intentions; and he acts as if Goose Island would be bankrupt without this cash infusion.

The day that this sale was announced, I wrote an op-ed on why this is a terrible setback for microbrewies. In that piece, I argued that Anheuser-Busch will demand a return on its investment. Goose Island’s best craft beers (i.e. Night Stalker, Pere Jacques, Sofie, etc) do not appeal to mainstream American tastes. Most Americans prefer beer with muted flavors. Goose Island has two products that fit this need: 312 and Honkers (some people may add Matilda to this list). In order for Anbheuser-Busch to see a reasonable rate of return on its investment, Goose Island will have to mass produce its muted flavor beer, which means it will invest less in its more distinctive beers. And over time Goose Island will fall out of the craft beer market and become yet another crappy beer company.
Hall responds to that criticism by saying, “But Anheuser-Busch didn’t buy us to change us. It bought us because we can do things its people can’t. They’re megabig, so it’s harder to get people who sell huge brands to really push new products.”
That brings me to my first concern. Hall seems oblivious to Anheuser-Busch’s true intentions. I sincerely hope that Hall does not believe what he wrote. He should know that Big Beer in the America (Anheuser-Busch, Miller, and Coors) are in this business to make money, whereas small breweries are in this business to make good beer. He honestly cannot believe that Anheuser-Busch will allow him to mass produce beer that does not appeal to mainstream taste.
The second point Hall made that concerns me is this: “I’m not alone in believing that craft beer is going to, at minimum, double its overall sales in the next five-plus years. I’d like Goose Island to be part of that: for craft-beer drinkers, for what we’ve created and for Chicago. We now sell about 1 percent of the beer sold in Chicago. If we don’t continue to grow, we disappear.”
Hall completely ignores all markets outside of Chicago. Take my hometown for example. It’s a small farming community in the middle of nowhere Illinois. There is one bar in the town that has tap beer. Take a guess what’s on tap. It switches between 312 and Goose Island seasonal. In a small town where Big Beer has conditioned its customers to accept sub par beer as the pinnacle of alcoholic ingenuity, Goose Island still makes a place for itself using something as simple as a keg as its proposition value. There has to be thousands of examples like this across the country where Goose Island and other small breweries have crafted a market for themselves. So why does Hall act like none of this exists?
In addition, Hall operates two Goose Island brewpubs in Chicago. Has he ever been to them on a Saturday night? Or even a Tuesday night? One stop inside of either brewpub during peak hours is proof enough that Hall is understating his position in the market.

I have had a week to think this situation over, and I have come to the following conclusion. Anheuser-Busch has masterful sales tactics. It has been able to position its terrible products better than anyone else in America. The company functions because it is somehow able to convince us that something as repulsive as Bud Light is wonderful. Likewise, Anheuser-Busch has taught Goose Island how to sell this terrible deal to the public as if it is the best thing that has ever happened to to craft beer. Unfortunately for Hall, some of us aren’t that gullible. Goose Island selling out to Big Beer is a detrimental setback to microbrewing and craft beer in America. The history books will write this story akin to the destruction of the electric car. Don’t you get it, America? This is why we cannot have nice things!
With that said, I will end this op-ed the same way I ended the last one:
Enjoy your millions of dollars, Goose Island stakeholders. You have just been added to the list of beers I boycott. Luckily there are still plenty of microbreweries left in Chicago, including Metropolitian Brewing, Rock Bottom Brewing, Revolution Brewing, and Piece Brewery.
The newest music festival in Chicago, the North Coast Music Festival, is on Labor Day weekend!
All weekend long (Friday Sept. 3rd – Sunday Sept. 5th) see hot acts such as: The Chemical Brothers, Nas & Damian Marley, Umphrey’s McGee, Disco Biscuits, Moby (DJ set), Pretty Lights, Van Ghost, De La Soul, and Lupe Fiasco.
It all kicks off on Friday from 4pm-10pm and continues on Saturday & Sunday from noon-10pm in Union Park. The festival features a full lineup of popular rock, hip-hop, and electronic bands. Famous national acts as well as local favorites will perform on four stages. Single day tickets are still available for $40 each.
Bags will be searched upon entry, there is no re-entry to the festival. ATMs will be available throughout the park. Alcoholic beverages will be purchasable inside the event for those over 21 (bring a valid photo I.D. to obtain a wristband). There will be limited parking, so we suggest taking public transportation (the green line Ashland stop and #9 Ashland bus at Ashland and Lake St. let you off steps from the event).
The full lineup:
FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 3, 2010
North Stage
8:30pm-10:00pm >> The Chemical Brothers
6:30pm-7:30pm >> Paul Van Dyk
4:30pm-5:30pm >> Orchard Lounge
Groupon: What’s a Music? Stage
7:30pm-8:30pm >> Pretty Lights
5:30pm-6:30pm >> Paul Kalkbrenner
Red Bull Local Stage
9:00pm-10:00pm >> m.sylvia & DJ Kibo
8:00pm-9:00pm >> Mettle
7:00pm-8:00pm >> Wyllys
6:00pm-7:00pm >> Paul Universe
5:00pm-6:00pm >> XPOSUR vs Clark Kent
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 4, 2010
North Stage
8:30pm-10:00pm >> Umphrey’s McGee
6:30pm-7:30pm >> Jay Electronica
4:30pm-5:30pm >> Grace Potter & the Nocturnals
2:30pm-3:30pm >> New Mastersounds
12:30pm-1:30pm >> “Toast of the Coast” Band Winner
Groupon: What’s a Music? Stage
7:30pm-8:30pm >> De La Soul
5:30pm-6:30pm >> The New Deal
3:30pm-4:30pm >> Van Ghost
1:30pm-2:30pm >> Alabaster Brown
Coast Stage
9:00pm-10:00pm >> Moby (DJ)
8:00pm-9:00pm >> Boys Noize
6:30pm-7:30pm >> Future Rock
5:00pm-6:00pm >> Benga
3:45pm-4:45pm >> Laidback Luke
2:30pm-3:30pm >> Two Fresh
1:00pm-2:00pm >> “Toast of the Coast” MC Winner
Red Bull Local Stage
9:00pm-10:00pm >> Hey Champ
7:30pm-8:30pm >> Family Groove Company
6:30pm-7:30pm >> Midnight Conspiracy
6:00pm-6:30pm >> Rukus
5:00pm-6:00pm >> The Comeups
4:00pm-5:00pm >> Tima Fei & Phat!van
3:00pm-4:00pm >> Strange Arrangement
2:00pm-3:00pm >> Great Divide
1:00pm-2:00pm >> Land of Atlantis
12:00pm-1:00pm >> Save the Clocktower
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 2010
North Stage
8:30pm-10:00pm >> Nas & Damian “Jr. Gong” Marley
6:30pm-7:30pm >> Flying Lotus
4:30pm-5:30pm >> Holy Ghost!
2:30pm-3:30pm >> Phantogram
1:00pm-1:45pm >> The Coop
Groupon: What’s a Music? Stage
7:30pm-8:30pm >> Lupe Fiasco
5:30pm-6:30pm >> Mayer Hawthorne & The County
3:30pm-4:30pm >> Dirty Dozen Brass Band
1:45pm-2:30pm >> Loyal Divide
Coast Stage
8:30pm-10:00pm >> The Disco Biscuits
7:00pm-8:00pm >> Green Velvet (Live)
5:30pm-6:30pm >> Claude VonStroke
4:15pm-5:15pm >> Benny Benassi
3:00pm-4:00pm >> Maps and Atlases
2:00pm-3:00pm >> Skeet Skeet
1:00pm-2:00pm >> “Toast of the Coast” DJ Winner
Red Bull Local Stage
9:00pm-10:00pm >> Gemini Club
8:00pm-9:00pm >> Gabe Real
7:00pm-8:00pm >> Papa G
6:00pm-7:00pm >> Stephen Paul Smoker
5:00pm-6:00pm >> Trew
4:00pm-5:00pm >> The Right Now
3:00pm-4:00pm >> Mario Florek
2:15pm-3:00pm >> Bobby De Maria & Tsunami
1:30pm-2:15pm >> DJ Lips
1:00pm-1:30pm >> D.E.E.
Navy Pier is one of those places most Chicagoans only visit when friends and family are in town — When you want to show off the city and you need something tourist-y to do with your relatives. This summer, don’t put Navy Pier on the back burner. There are plenty of things to do even when you don’t need to entertain out-of-town guests (but it’s great for that too).
Navy Pier is home to the 15-story high Ferris Wheel, which is a staple for dates and a great way to shake-up a night out with friends. The Shakespare Theatre is a fantastic place to enjoy classic plays. Check the theater’s calendar for your favorites and treat yourself to a special experience. Now through August 29th, see the Emperor’s New Clothes — a silly classic tale for the whole family. Or see all the best 3D movies at the IMAX movie theater. The 60×80 foot screen makes both 2D and 3D movies come to life. Right now you can enjoy the Twilight Saga Eclipse in 3D, the Hubble 3D experience, and Inception in 3D.
For a more relaxing evening or daytime activity, take a cruise. There are many sightseeing cruises to choose from which are fun even for Chicago experts who think they’ve seen it all. Cruises occur on a day by day schedule and include architectural themes, skyline themes, historical themes, Chicago movie themes and even cruises specifically for dinning and enjoying the fireworks displays.
Speaking of fireworks — Wednesday and Saturday nights at 9:30pm enjoy spectacular displays from the pier. Watch the show while synchronized music fills the background from B96, Fresh FM and Jack FM.
For an equally sparkling experience don’t miss Cirque Shanghai’s Cloud 9. Now through September 6th, the Chinese performers amaze audiences with their acrobatics. It’s a great way to spice up a weekend when you’re tired of going out to the same bars, restaurants, music venues, and movie theaters.
August 24th – 29th you cannot miss the Tall Ships Chicago event. Over 20 historic ships from the U.S., Europe, and Canada will arrive at Navy Pier for a mile-long display. As a celebration of the history of Chicago and Navy Pier, the event will be a breathtaking experience. It all begins with a parade of ships across Lake Michigan as they enter Navy Pier. There will also be activities including: ship tours, sailing adventures, arts and crafts booths, entertainment, and fireworks displays every night.
And for when the relatives are in town, check out the Navy Pier All Day Fun Package. The package includes one Cirque Shanghai Gold Circle Ticket, one Ferris Wheel Voucher, one Shoreline Sightseeing Skyline Lake Tour Voucher, and one RIVA Restaurant Coupon Voucher for 20% off food purchase. All for the surprisingly cheap price of $35.75 — It’ll make every tourist and Chicagoan happy.
Navy Pier’s slogan “Go A Little Overboard” is quite fitting for a place with so much to indulge in. So next time, either when you’re entertaining guests or looking for a little entertainment yourself, check out Navy Pier and all it has to offer.