Six days ago Goose Island sold the majority control of its company to Anheuser-Busch. For the past week both companies have been silent on the matter aside from a press release. Then yesterday Goose Island CEO John Hall responded to many of his customers’ concerns in the Tribune’s Business section. His argument for the sale is just: the craft beer market is rapidly growing and becoming increasingly competitive. If his company did not make a drastic move it risked failure. That’s fair enough. No one wants to see their business collapse. I have two concerns with Hall’s response to his customers and critics: He seems oblivious to Anheuser-Busch’s true intentions; and he acts as if Goose Island would be bankrupt without this cash infusion.

The day that this sale was announced, I wrote an op-ed on why this is a terrible setback for microbrewies. In that piece, I argued that Anheuser-Busch will demand a return on its investment. Goose Island’s best craft beers (i.e. Night Stalker, Pere Jacques, Sofie, etc) do not appeal to mainstream American tastes. Most Americans prefer beer with muted flavors. Goose Island has two products that fit this need: 312 and Honkers (some people may add Matilda to this list). In order for Anbheuser-Busch to see a reasonable rate of return on its investment, Goose Island will have to mass produce its muted flavor beer, which means it will invest less in its more distinctive beers. And over time Goose Island will fall out of the craft beer market and become yet another crappy beer company.
Hall responds to that criticism by saying, “But Anheuser-Busch didn’t buy us to change us. It bought us because we can do things its people can’t. They’re megabig, so it’s harder to get people who sell huge brands to really push new products.”
That brings me to my first concern. Hall seems oblivious to Anheuser-Busch’s true intentions. I sincerely hope that Hall does not believe what he wrote. He should know that Big Beer in the America (Anheuser-Busch, Miller, and Coors) are in this business to make money, whereas small breweries are in this business to make good beer. He honestly cannot believe that Anheuser-Busch will allow him to mass produce beer that does not appeal to mainstream taste.
The second point Hall made that concerns me is this: “I’m not alone in believing that craft beer is going to, at minimum, double its overall sales in the next five-plus years. I’d like Goose Island to be part of that: for craft-beer drinkers, for what we’ve created and for Chicago. We now sell about 1 percent of the beer sold in Chicago. If we don’t continue to grow, we disappear.”
Hall completely ignores all markets outside of Chicago. Take my hometown for example. It’s a small farming community in the middle of nowhere Illinois. There is one bar in the town that has tap beer. Take a guess what’s on tap. It switches between 312 and Goose Island seasonal. In a small town where Big Beer has conditioned its customers to accept sub par beer as the pinnacle of alcoholic ingenuity, Goose Island still makes a place for itself using something as simple as a keg as its proposition value. There has to be thousands of examples like this across the country where Goose Island and other small breweries have crafted a market for themselves. So why does Hall act like none of this exists?
In addition, Hall operates two Goose Island brewpubs in Chicago. Has he ever been to them on a Saturday night? Or even a Tuesday night? One stop inside of either brewpub during peak hours is proof enough that Hall is understating his position in the market.

I have had a week to think this situation over, and I have come to the following conclusion. Anheuser-Busch has masterful sales tactics. It has been able to position its terrible products better than anyone else in America. The company functions because it is somehow able to convince us that something as repulsive as Bud Light is wonderful. Likewise, Anheuser-Busch has taught Goose Island how to sell this terrible deal to the public as if it is the best thing that has ever happened to to craft beer. Unfortunately for Hall, some of us aren’t that gullible. Goose Island selling out to Big Beer is a detrimental setback to microbrewing and craft beer in America. The history books will write this story akin to the destruction of the electric car. Don’t you get it, America? This is why we cannot have nice things!
With that said, I will end this op-ed the same way I ended the last one:
Enjoy your millions of dollars, Goose Island stakeholders. You have just been added to the list of beers I boycott. Luckily there are still plenty of microbreweries left in Chicago, including Metropolitian Brewing, Rock Bottom Brewing, Revolution Brewing, and Piece Brewery.