If the lines into the Stage 773 theatre were any measure of the show about to begin, the 10th Annual Chicago Comedy Festival would be worth the wait. And it was.
The festival opened Thursday, Jan. 6 and ran through Sunday, and will continue on the next weekend as well. The shows I attended were on Saturday evening, Space Chocolate at 6 p.m. and The Cool Table at 7 p.m. These were just two of the 18 shows playing that evening. Each night there are multiple shows going on at once as Stage 773 houses three diffrent stages. There are different starting times every evening, i.e. 8p.m. Thursday, 7p.m. Friday, but each show runs one hour and starts on the hour. It continues this way until the last show gets out at midnight. The three stages inside Stage 773 allow shows to go on simultaneously, allowing patrons to view all the acts without ever leaving the building.
I arrived a few minutes before the first show to make sure I got a good seat. As I entered the venue, I was pleasently surprised. The box office was located in to the right of the entrance, far enough away to allow the lines to get long without blocking the doors. The lobby was spacious, large enough to leave room for a full service bar. It did get crowded as the evening went on, but those running the show clearly had anticipated large crowds and directred traffic well.
Stage 773 was also incredibly easy to get to. Whether one is traveling by train, bus, car or walking, it was easy to locate and get into. It was just a few blocks down Belmont also allowing for a wide selection of restaurants and bars for those looking to make it a full evening. There is even a 4 a.m. bar, Big City Tap, close by for those who stay for all the shows. Stage 773 is also right down the street from the Bailiwick Theatre, which was redone over the last year.
Before going in to watch Space Chocolate perform, I go to see Chicago Sketch Comedy Festival management team at work. As it got crowded they did a great job of keeping lines moving and getting people in and out of the theatres quickly. For new comers things were clearly marked like where to go if one was paying for cash and how to obtain a wrist band for the bar. I especially enjoyed the Master of Ceremonies, as I liked to call him. In the left hand corner of the lobby there was a deck built and a man sat in this balcony before each show. Once the shows began he blew his horn and announced the theatre’s opening. It built excitement as everyone scurried to get a seat.
Space Chocolate performed in the North theatre at 6p.m. The group was made up of two men and featured another troupe, Man On the Ledge. Space Chocolate started out with a sketch about a woman getting stood up at a Swedish restaurant. The waiter had a Swedish accent and all the food had “funny” Swedish names. At the end of the sketch when the woman asked the waiter to join him, he turns out to be American. The sketches continued to be of this sort of caliber. The humor was predictable and stale. Often they went for the cheap laugh by making racial jokes or using physical comedy. Both men had stage presence and had clearly performed before, but they lacked comedic timing. Also they didn’t work well as a team. One man clearly was a stage hog, something I find to be extremely annoying. Man On A Ledge, however, brightened up the show a bit. While they weren’t leaving me in tears, they did have good comedic timing. They worked well together as a group and seemed to know each group members strengths well. Their sketches also had a bit more creativity and they used more socially relevant material. I especially enjoyed one in which the two girls in the group of six were radio DJ’s at a jazz station. All in all the performance left me a little weary about the rest of the evening.
Then The Cool Table happened.
The Cool Table began at 7p.m. in the west theatre. Within the first minute I was crying from laughter. Sketch after sketch they never fell flat. Their vocal inflections, comedic timing and physicality were flawless, creating a show where only mere seconds went by before the crowd was laughing again. Their humor was a nice mix of silly and adult. They incorporated buzzworthy medium, like Glee, into their writing, but also used classic topics, like cross-dressing, with new twists. For example, their performance included a the classic break up sketch, where the break up-er says “It’s not you, it’s everything about you.”, only this time the break up happened between male friends. Just one example of how they used the buzzworthy “bromance” in conjunction with the classic break up theme. The shining star of the evening, however, were the two ladies. They were the voice over to a mediation tape in which they took the audience on a journey throughout the body as nomads, rapped about lady parts and cereal and one stole the show when she sang about her cross-dressing. I laughed so hard, I cried.
The festival was clearly a hit, not just based on my opinion but based on the sheer number of people that came out to see the show. Brian Posen, the creator of the festival, has done a great job organizing the event, expanding the number of groups and gaining community support. It shows in the number of returning guests and through the performers, as both groups gave a shot out to him at the end of their shows. I urge everyone and anyone who has a couple extra bucks and enjoys shows like It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia or SNL then the Chicago Sketch Comedy Festival will deliver. I know I will be going back.
I hate New Year’s Eve. To me, it seems to be a holiday created to make people feel bad about themselves. Not only is there the pressure to find the year’s best party, at which you will wear the year’s best dress and shoes and kiss the year’s cutest guy/girl, but then there are resolutions, or as I call them, “Statments We Never Live Up To.” All in all, the night is designed to make you feel like next year will be your year, but inevitably it leaves people feeling sub-par.
This year, however, Chicago is taking a step to help turn those blanket statements into actualities. Chicago Park Districts Fitness Centers are offering a week of free gym sessions. From Jan. 2 to Jan 9, all of the nearly 70 locations are allowing anyone to come and work out for free. With locations all around the city and at no cost, there is little room for excuses to put off the weight loss resolution.
According to the Chicago Tribune, weight loss is the number one New Year’s resolution, and one that many people never follow through on. Often it is a matter of cost, time or overly ambitious weight loss goals, but the free fitness week offers solutions for all of those.
The first step is getting to the gym. As the Chicago Park Distric Fitness Centers are only offering this deal for a week, it leaves limited time to try out different locations and to set a schedule for yourself. Once gym time has been scheduled into daily activities it becomes less of a dreaded event and more of a routine. Also, there are mutliple fitness locations all over the city so it becomes easier to find one that fits into your schedule already (i.e. by the house, on the way to the office or by the grocery store).
The second obsticle is cost. Gym memberships tend to be pricey, and working out outside can be hard when you’re dealing with Chicago winter weather, but CPD Fitness Centers have memberships starting out at only $30 for three months. One of their missions is to offer great facilities at an economical price. In addition to all the eqpuipment, classes and facilities, each gym is located near a park that offer their own classes and activities throughout the year.
The third is setting realistic goals. First, set a reasonable amount of time to go to the gym each week. During this free week try out a schedule that works for you, one hour per day, two days a week or a half and hour each day for three days a week. Next, create a work out that is doable and gradualing increases in difficulty. Too often people who haven’t worked out in months and want to lose weight start regiments that are too difficult or don’t show results in the way they want. CPD fitness centers offer personalized work out plans, as well as havng classes and trainers that can helps you craft the perfect work out.
If your looking for me, I’ll be at the Broadway Armory Park location working out my own resolutions. Tell me where you will be and what else you are looking to work on this new year. While New Year’s Eve may not always live up to all it promises to be, we can live up to all we promise to ourselves.